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friends only. [December 31, 2009 @ 11:51pm]
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friends only.
comment and I'll add you if I'm okay with you reading my shittt.

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I love coloring like a lot. [August 27, 2006 @ 10:22pm]
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I love my Lisa Frank coloring book.
yes I'm aware, some of these suck. some of them don't though, so FUCK YOU if you only noticed the ones that suck. =]

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A STORY. [August 14, 2006 @ 3:13am]
Harold the whale had an exceptionally large blowhole. but when he swam past Kelsey the dolphin she didn't care, she thought it was sexy and thought his name was "Mr. Dreamy". Kelsey had psychic powers because of her blowhole but it was clogged up so it couldn't work. so Harold tried to unclog Kelsey's blowhole with his exceptionally large blowhole but it didn't work. so they swam all the way until they found land. then they met Seth the obese jewish emu who wore girl pants. Seth unclogged it with his large beak but then he was so obese he fell on top of Kelsey and she couldn't breathe. but then Seth's dad started calling Seth to put on his yamaka cause it was Hannukah time. so Seth ran off and celebrated Hannukah. then Kelsey was free and her blowhole was unclogged. so she and Harold got married. Barbara Walters was the rabbi and Star Jones was the minister. Barbara Streisand was the entertainment and she fell in love with Seth. but Seth loved Alisa the pidgeon, who, being a pidgeon, pooped a lot. but Seth liked it, he asked her to poop on his head cause it turned him on. and besides that, it was Seth's barmitzvah and he had to go put on his yamaka and celebrate. Harold and Kelsey had 3 lovely children and their names were Somethin', Buckwild, and Toasteee. Toasteee had problems with alcohol and Somethin' liked to shit on the floor...oh and take pictures of herself licking her nipple. they had a cousin named Spunkeee. Alisa the pidgeon fell in love with Elliott the squirrel. so she and Seth broke up. then Seth and Barbara Streisand found each other again and Barbara was about to eat pickles but then she said "THESE ARENT KOSHER, I CANT EAT THEM." Seth concured. so they went and bought kosher pickles together and lived happily ever after.

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